Ladies - got a man? Yea. Don't do this stuff on his FB page. K thanks.
1. Write “Miss you,” “Love you,” or any overly sentimental catchphrases.
2. Post a whole album of just the two of you in yawn-worthy circumstances.
3. Immediately connect with him on LinkedIn, follow him on Twitter, FourSquare and Instagram, and add him on Klout.
4. Write “Thanks for last night/weekend,” followed by any emoticon, especially a wink.
5. Add all of his female friends to your network.
6. Make date night plans.
