BEHOLD, the most terrifying salad on Earth.

Whoever came up with this recipe is a freakin genius!!! The whole salad is made of CHOCOLATE! It's perfect for any occasion...like right now!

INGREDIENTS
Small candies
Reese's Pieces
Milk Duds
Pretzel M&Ms
Rolos
Chocolate-covered peanuts

Candy bars
(You can buy minis or full-size bars; you'll need to chop them into smaller pieces either way.)
Twix
Snickers
Nestle Crunch
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
Kit Kats

Garnish
Regular M&Ms
Peanut M&Ms

Chocolate sauce


PREPARATION
Put all the small candies in first. Top with chocolate sauce. Chop any candy bars into small pieces that would fit into a spoon. Add chocolate syrup every few layers, mix it up. Garnish with M&Ms and more sauce. Eat with wild abandon.