Catch some Z's to lose some LBs!!

Sick of getting gum on your shoe? Scientists invent new non-stick gum!

Abercrombie & Fitch male model fired for eating a croissant.

Speed dating is SO '09. Try weed dating!

More violence at Chuck-E-Cheese!

Squirrel's caught making out in a tree.

Girl's have butt pads, guys have buldge pads...

Wanna know what your pooch is up to? Tweet them!

Boy found in a Walmart vending machine.

New tongue patch helps you lose weight!

Anti-aging ice cream.

Boob job in a bottle!

Preschooler brings weed to school.

Mom collects money for son's fake illness.

Woman survives hit and run! All caught on tape!

Jesus/Zach Galifianakis with woman during MRI.

Toddler loves Betty White.

Can you hear me now? No? Good!

Big-headed lip sync kid is back!

President Obama robs convenience store!!

This wouldn't happen at FedEx!

Don't cut this woman off or you might get a face full of dog poo!